Icelandic Volcano Demon? I can handle that.

My office mate, Jennika, is in Iceland for an astrobiology summer school (a trip that I sadly had to turn down due to my research work). I'm sure she's having an amazing time. The program has lots of lectures by leading astrobiologists and several trips around Iceland, to places like glaciers and lava flows.

Before Jennika departed, she left a message on her desk that says:

"Nobody steal stuff
while I'm gone! I'll
send an Icelandic
volcano demon
after you."

Ha ha, well then. 

This is my response:

Check and mate, my friend.